Jeff Simmonds - Letters from Vietnam
25th April 2025
Can an umbrella save you?

Crossing the road
23rd April 2025
More playing cards...

WTF?
21st April 2025
The Po Nagar Cham Towers

Ancient Hindu Temple
19th April 2025
A pharmacy that sells alcohol

And a micro-shop
18th April 2025
Many restaurants and cafes

And stir-fried ostrich!
17th April 2025
A tricycle tour

Nha Trang at night
16th April 2025
Kite flying in Saigon

On a walking street at night
15th April 2025
Sculpture Parks

Very pretty
14th April 2025
Happy Beach

Better than Unhappy Beach
13th April 2025
Make plastic great again!

Put the plastic bag into a plastic bag
13th April 2025
The glorious beach at Nha Trang

And a man carries bananas on his head
13th April 2025
How not to ronounce "Nha Trang"`

Hello! Hello? Hello!!!
12th April 2025
Best city in Vietnam

So far!
12th April 2025
Mui Ne

A pretty little town
12th April 2025
A luxury bus ride

Lying down
11th April 2025
OMG! There's no toilet paper!

Look by the sink!
10th April 2025
Trapped by dogs

and an exciting escape
10th April 2025
Playing cards on the ground

There is an explanation
10th April 2025
Bucket throwing fight

In Phan Thiet
9th April 2025
A revised view of Phan Thiet

with a bucket throwing fight
8th April 2025
A fever dream in Phan Thiet

with barky dogs
8th April 2025
The rapture happened

The dogs are left behind
8th April 2025
Arriving in Phan Thiet

Wrong hotel!
8th April 2025
Leaving Saigon

To go to Phan Thiet
3rd April 2025
The Zombie Apocalypse

At the fairground
3rd April 2025
The Battle of Long Tan

Wrong memorial
2nd April 2025
Nightclub in Vung Tau

Alone again
1st April 2025
Tiny chairs

A metaphor for something
31st March 2025
Everything is upside down

I'm so confused!
30th March 2025
Chicken in Vietnam

And when I was a boy
28th March 2025
Vegetarian food

In a 5 star hotel
27th March 2025
Swimming in a pool

In a 5 star hotel
26th March 2025
Who let the dogs out?

Woof! Woof Woof!
25th March 2025
Quiz night in Vung Tau

It's KUMERA!!
24th March 2025
Searching for quiz night

Nowhere to be found!
23rd March 2025
Understanding emotions

Its not that hard!
22nd March 2025
On the arms of Jesus

With a nice view
21st March 2025
The largest statue of Jesus

In South East Asia
20th March 2025
No night swimming

The beach is closed
19th March 2025
Karaoke on the street

Entertaining oneself
18th March 2025
Carrying a box...

...is weird
17th March 2025
Street food

It's crunchy
16th March 2025
I swim in the deep

They're in the shallows
15th March 2025
The stoned dog

Don't try this at home!
14th March 2025
The glass houses

Nice and cool!
13th March 2025
Miscommunication

Where is the ATM?
12th March 2025
I am very old

Very old.
11th March 2025
Scrambled egg in a roll

You get what you get...
11th March 2025
The lost phone

I'm am idiot
10th March 2025
American entitlement

In Vietnam?
10th March 2025
Is ice safe?

Is it tube shaped?
9th March 2025
The shoe-shine man

He was just doing his job
8th March 2025
An important life lesson

Know where to cross
8th March 2025
You get what you get

and you don't get upset
8th March 2025
A near hit

Or a near miss
7th March 2025
Tooting in Vietnam

Very very friendly!
7th March 2025
Crossing the road

Easier said than done
7th March 2025
Eating quail

Stick to rice and vegetables
6th March 2025
Baby on scooter

It wouldn't happen in NZ!
6th March 2025
Arrival

I arrive in Vietnam.
5th March 2025
Arriving in Vietnam

Get your dates right!
Jeff Simmonds - Red Beanbag Videos
#36She Dreams of Me

Facial symmetry
#35Rain on Mars

I hope one day...
#34All Around the World

To be with you...
#33I Know I Was a Fool

I know because you told me
#32I Will Be There For You

A cancer song
#31A Coal Mine Disaster Song

A song about coal mines
#30Chocolate as a Remedy for Pain

A song for a sick friend
#29Holy Water

Can't find no holy water
#28Yellow Car

How to pronounce Maori placenames
#27Hot Air Rising

Cold air is sucked in to the fill the void.
#26A Paekakariki Shutdown Song

Everything is falling apart!
#25Just Like a Movie

A Covid-19 Song with a Money Heist video
#24Covid-19 Lockdown

I hope this song goes viral!
#23Flower and Honey and Bee

A bee song
#22Coffee in the Pot

What to with too many cardboard boxes
#21Blue Murder

Don't get Sarah angry!
#20Red Sky Overhead

with batucada at CubaDupa in Wellington
#19That's Why They Call It Paradise

Bula!
#18Breathe Easy

Go slow. Give love. Breathe easy.
#17A Sad Song About Pigs In Cages

Poor piggies.
#16Bees, Glaciers and Trees

There are fires in the Arctic!
#15Home Is Where The Heart Is

And There's no Place Like Home
#14The Future of Rock is Sand

And sand is the future of rock.
#13A Toast to a Field of Turnips

An anti-war song
#12What Would Marcus Aurelius Do?

Another Stoic song
#11Cars Are Made of Steel

A song about car crashes.
#10One Foot On The Ground

Thanks to my friends.
#9The Ever Present Risk of Falling

A long song to a tightrope walker.
#8Far Far Far Far Away

A song about Pluto.
#7Warm and Dry

A sex during a power cut song.
#6Everything Will Be OK

Burning down the house!
#5Howling at the Moon

A song about abandoning love.
#4The World Epictetus Knew

A song about Stoicism.
#3When They Make the Movie of...

Who will be me?
#2A Nice New Bulgarian Name

A song about Bulgarisation.
#1Old MacDonald had a Farm

EIEIO.
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