Jeff Simmonds - Letters from Vietnam

2nd April 2025

Nightclub in Vung Tau

Alone again

1st April 2025

Tiny chairs

A metaphor for something

31st March 2025

Everything is upside down

I'm so confused!

30th March 2025

Chicken in Vietnam

And when I was a boy

28th March 2025

Vegetarian food

In a 5 star hotel

27th March 2025

Swimming in a pool

In a 5 star hotel

26th March 2025

Who let the dogs out?

Woof! Woof Woof!

25th March 2025

Quiz night in Vung Tau

It's KUMERA!!

24th March 2025

Searching for quiz night

Nowhere to be found!

23rd March 2025

Understanding emotions

Its not that hard!

22nd March 2025

On the arms of Jesus

With a nice view

21st March 2025

The largest statue of Jesus

In South East Asia

20th March 2025

No night swimming

The beach is closed

19th March 2025

Karaoke on the street

Entertaining oneself

18th March 2025

Carrying a box...

...is weird

17th March 2025

Street food

It's crunchy

16th March 2025

I swim in the deep

They're in the shallows

15th March 2025

The stoned dog

Don't try this at home!

14th March 2025

The glass houses

Nice and cool!

13th March 2025

Miscommunication

Where is the ATM?

12th March 2025

I am very old

Very old.

11th March 2025

Scrambled egg in a roll

You get what you get...

11th March 2025

The lost phone

I'm am idiot

10th March 2025

American entitlement

In Vietnam?

10th March 2025

Is ice safe?

Is it tube shaped?

9th March 2025

The shoe-shine man

He was just doing his job

8th March 2025

An important life lesson

Know where to cross

8th March 2025

You get what you get

and you don't get upset

8th March 2025

A near hit

Or a near miss

7th March 2025

Tooting in Vietnam

Very very friendly!

7th March 2025

Crossing the road

Easier said than done

7th March 2025

Eating quail

Stick to rice and vegetables

6th March 2025

Baby on scooter

It wouldn't happen in NZ!

6th March 2025

Arrival

I arrive in Vietnam.

5th March 2025

Arriving in Vietnam

Get your dates right!

Jeff Simmonds - Red Beanbag Videos

#36

She Dreams of Me

Facial symmetry

#35

Rain on Mars

I hope one day...

#34

All Around the World

To be with you...

#33

I Know I Was a Fool

I know because you told me

#32

I Will Be There For You

A cancer song

#31

A Coal Mine Disaster Song

A song about coal mines

#30

Chocolate as a Remedy for Pain

A song for a sick friend

#29

Holy Water

Can't find no holy water

#28

Yellow Car

How to pronounce Maori placenames

#27

Hot Air Rising

Cold air is sucked in to the fill the void.

#26

A Paekakariki Shutdown Song

Everything is falling apart!

#25

Just Like a Movie

A Covid-19 Song with a Money Heist video

#24

Covid-19 Lockdown

I hope this song goes viral!

#23

Flower and Honey and Bee

A bee song

#22

Coffee in the Pot

What to with too many cardboard boxes

#21

Blue Murder

Don't get Sarah angry!

#20

Red Sky Overhead

with batucada at CubaDupa in Wellington

#19

That's Why They Call It Paradise

Bula!

#18

Breathe Easy

Go slow. Give love. Breathe easy.

#17

A Sad Song About Pigs In Cages

Poor piggies.

#16

Bees, Glaciers and Trees

There are fires in the Arctic!

#15

Home Is Where The Heart Is

And There's no Place Like Home

#14

The Future of Rock is Sand

And sand is the future of rock.

#13

A Toast to a Field of Turnips

An anti-war song

#12

What Would Marcus Aurelius Do?

Another Stoic song

#11

Cars Are Made of Steel

A song about car crashes.

#10

One Foot On The Ground

Thanks to my friends.

#9

The Ever Present Risk of Falling

A long song to a tightrope walker.

#8

Far Far Far Far Away

A song about Pluto.

#7

Warm and Dry

A sex during a power cut song.

#6

Everything Will Be OK

Burning down the house!

#5

Howling at the Moon

A song about abandoning love.

#4

The World Epictetus Knew

A song about Stoicism.

#3

When They Make the Movie of...

Who will be me?

#2

A Nice New Bulgarian Name

A song about Bulgarisation.

#1

Old MacDonald had a Farm

EIEIO.

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